MY DADDY ALWAYS SAID SINCE THE AIRLINES HAVE LIFTED THE BAN ON LETTING HORSES FLY AS COMFORT ANIMALS, DOES IT MEAN THAT DEMOCRATS CAN NOW FLY THEIR ASSSES AROUND? 

My Daddy always said when speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi, addressed the American people and not undressed the American people about Trump's impeachment, not about his imorangement, Pelosi said with a crooked finger (we still don't know if it was a birdfinger) butt - but... back to the speech. "My fellow farting Americans, I know I sound dazed and confused - but - butt... I have not been dropping or smoking with Hunter Biden or Hunter S. Thompson. I've just been in the ass