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MY DADDY ALWAYS SAID SINCE THE AIRLINES HAVE LIFTED THE BAN ON LETTING HORSES FLY AS COMFORT ANIMALS, DOES IT MEAN THAT DEMOCRATS CAN NOW FLY THEIR ASSSES AROUND? 

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MY DADDY ALWAYS SAID YOU CAN'T MAKE PEOPLE LIKE OTHER PEOPLE - BUT YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE.