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All I ever wanted to be- was a hair on Brit-nee one she couldn't shave one she would always have to bathe and if I couldn't be that then...
All I ever wanted to be- was a hair on Brit-nee one she couldn't shave one she would always have to bathe and if I couldn't be that then...
Do you have dry gut, big butt, thin lips, no hips, thin hair, no hair, gray hair, sore toes, corn toes, dry heels, peeling heels, big...
Never pinch your wife's himroids because she didn't wear green on Saint Patrick's Day. Never spit in the wind when it's blowing in a...
I am told this is a Himroid. I have never seen a Himroid. Do you know what a Himroid is? How do I cook a Himroid? How do I Google a...
Everybody's heard about the bird Everybody's seen the bird Everybody has the bird Everybody has given the bird Bird - bird - bird -...
All forms of I.D.'s have to go away like the DoDo bird. The Dodo bird is now extinct and the world still turns on its axis. A man can now...
You're looking for that needle in the elusive haystack before the imaginary straw breaks the camel's back. Well, you found it! This...
My Daddy always said when the Sergeant of Arms and the janitor were talking before he was to announce the Speaker of the House, the...
My daddy always said he couldn't remember if it was May or December, if it was before or after his six-pack had turned into a keg, or if...
My Daddy always said when speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi, addressed the American people and not undressed the American people about...