My daddy always said he couldn't remember if it was May or December, if it was before or after his six-pack had turned into a keg, or if it was before his wife taught him how to sit and beg. He was sure it was before dark - before Hillary learned to bark. It was before Jim found beam, it was before Nancy couldn't hold her pee. It was before Chris farted and blamed the smell on piles of Schiff. It was before common sense went on sale and it was before Jeffrey Epstein died in jail. Butt - another butt, nobody knows when the impeachment pile of schiff began but - butt the ballot box will see its end.