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MY DADDY ALWAYS SAID SINCE THE AIRLINES HAVE LIFTED THE BAN ON LETTING HORSES FLY AS COMFORT ANIMALS, DOES IT MEAN THAT DEMOCRATS CAN NOW FLY THEIR ASSSES AROUND? 

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My Daddy always said when the Sergeant of Arms and the janitor were talking before he was to announce the Speaker of the House, the Sergeant of Arms jokingly asked, will she or won't she be wearing a diaper? If she's wearing a diaper, I'll call her Speaker Pelosi. If she isn't wearing a diaper, I'll call her Leaker of the House. By the time it was time to introduce the Speaker, the Sergeant of Arms, along with the janitor had consumed a couple of gallons of Hillary's Mad Dog

BALLOT BOX

My daddy always said he couldn't remember if it was May or December, if it was before or after his six-pack had turned into a keg, or if it was before his wife taught him how to sit and beg. He was sure it was before dark - before Hillary learned to bark. It was before Jim found beam, it was before Nancy couldn't hold her pee. It was before Chris farted and blamed the smell on piles of Schiff. It was before common sense went on sale and it was before Jeffrey Epstein died in j

IMORANGEMENT

My Daddy always said when speaker of the house, Nancy Pelosi, addressed the American people and not undressed the American people about Trump's impeachment, not about his imorangement, Pelosi said with a crooked finger (we still don't know if it was a birdfinger) butt - but... back to the speech. "My fellow farting Americans, I know I sound dazed and confused - but - butt... I have not been dropping or smoking with Hunter Biden or Hunter S. Thompson. I've just been in the ass

 
 
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MY DADDY ALWAYS SAID YOU CAN'T MAKE PEOPLE LIKE OTHER PEOPLE - BUT YOU CAN MAKE PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE.